Mini-Cooper
Finally the OC starts to get interesting and they finally add the new character. How hot is mini-coop even though she's underage. She's like a pre-coke and insanity Lindsay Lohan.I didn't catch much on this episode but some of my favorite parts are as follows.
I love how mini-coop is dating that older guy and when Ryan tells him she's 14 his response is "14, she told me she was 16!" He's saying I only thought I was raping a freshman in high school, not a seventh grader. I thought they would have at least said she told him she was eighteen or even seventeed. This was odd.
It still bothers me how serious every conversation that Marissa and old sideclops Johnny Brah have is so serious, but now I'm starting to turn. It seems to be working for him. My new way to pick up woman, even though I can't go out on Thursdays anymore, is to be ultra serious. Maybe this will work. Like dropping lines when Marissa was talking to him like "I guess I'm saying I just need you out of my life."
I wonder if girls would fall for "I guess I'm saying I need your warm body at my place with me naked." Could I keep a straight face? I'll photoshop anything anyone wants or do something on the Joe C if someone tries something along these lines successfully.
The Genital warts shit was remotely funny.
The Gus line "Gus- I'm not opening the door, even if you have candy"
Funny line too soon? Julie: "I'm like the Gulf coast, what's one more hurricane"
Lastly, as reported by the National Enquirer months ago Seth was pushing for more edgy story lines because he feels like he carries the show...at the time he was bashed and told to come back down to earth, but now the drug habit that he prayed for is coming true. That little winy bitch got his pot storyline. And as usual the National Enquirer scoops the world...damn that's good reading
"Can you excuse me--bunch of coffee small bladder"
hopefully pics after tonights episode if i'm feeling up for it...and Will, you update more often before you start bitching on my site, you're like a broke ass Cohen...
Joe C you all later...
posted by Joe D. @ 7:44 PM
5 Comments:
okay, here's the comments.
1) that 'told me she was 16' line was hilarious. i had the same response.
2)brah is a sideclops and his mouth is over on one side too. he's like a popeye cartoon.
3)i didn't comment because this shit is old news and my excitement is all about the latest OC and Seth's ridiculous behavior. update quicker while i'm excited and I'll comment it up.
4)Despite the retarded things going on, it is getting good. The black clowd over newport is back and everything is getting fucked up. I wouldn't be surprised if Kirsten started drinking again to really fuck shit up. Then they'll end the season with resolution after resolution, and we'll go into the summer feeling great except for that huge fucking cliffhanger involving a potential double breakup of cohen/sum AND ryan/coop.
5) I predict that the OC will not follow the current cast to college but that they'll phase in a new cast, starting with minicoop. i think johnny was tried out but he's going to die next week because the audience hates him. i could see chili as being a new cast member. maybe he'll start hanging out with katelin after meeting her at johnny's funeral.
6) if 5 doesn't happen, i predict that they all end up at Berkeley because Cohen doesn't get into Brown.
joe, i only saw a little of the episode last week, but i do think that johnny comes to an end on that cliff next episode. it will kind of make all of the seriousness make sense knowing that he was to become tragic. i don't know if you watched, but they kind of did the same thing in Dawson's Creek with a character that everyone hated named Abbie, and 90210 did it with the kid who wore lakers shirts and was a dork in the first season. they make a character unlikeable so that you can be more comfortable with them dying.
Joe - quality updates. You're my number one source of OC news. I've missed the last 2 months of shows, so really have to get on the ball with kazaa or find someone with all them tivod... I tell you what though, it bodes badly in my book that the Office is now in competition with the OC. gooooo office!
oh - and your college humor shirt is high-larious. bravo!
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