"You look tired, too much coffee" "no" "nightmares" "i'm in love with you"Uh oh, old second guess Johnny Brah is moving close into Marissa's junk...oh man my public school was just like this. But wait, he has things in common with Ryan too, it's like those three would make the perfect boyfriend boyfriend girlfriend combo, they've been complaining about too much sex on tv lately and FOX having a gross double team threesome could really anger a few people.
"Where did you learn to fight like that?" Johnny Brah
"Chino is a pretty good training ground" Ryan
Lord Volchok o' mort
"Chino is a pretty good training ground" Ryan
Lord Volchok o' mortAnd ooh, spicy, an all new feud with the old burnt out surfers, notice how flabby the one guy to the left of Volchok looked? I know the whole cast is thirty, but that dude is pushing forty...none of us want to watch an OC with a hole bunch of Tommy's running around, his blog is boring as it is...
So I watched the seinfeld today, the jerk store one and I thought, eh, now's a decent time to bring that back, it's still fairly funny, but then that one jackass who had about thirty seconds of screentime to bash the misunderstood Taylor every time she spoke yelled out...
"You were all geek at geek camp"
damn, I have a feeling this one is around for keeps, damn good stuff...
Ah, the bloody bat to beat the alcholic father...I thought they went a bit far with this one, but do I smell another bloody object when Johnny Brah just loses time again. Who wants to bet that in the next few episodes we have a bloody surf board or even better a bloody Chili.
Last but not least, did anyone catch it when Johnny Brah and Ryan were having there cute little meal at the end that Ryan said he wants "A cheeseburger...extra fries." I don't know why I got such a kick out of this, he didn't order large fries or an extra order of fries, he just wanted extra fries with that cheeseburger...classic
So, with this OC the same old shit story lines are repeating themself. Johnny and Marissa possibly having a thing...misunderstood Taylor going after Seth...Chili puting the heavy press on Summer...and Ryan jerking off in the pool house thinking about punching dudes in the face. This new villain Volchuk bores me and this feud seems like it's going to get tedious, whatever happened to the good old OC, overdoses, guns, and how much do the ratings have to dip to kill off another character? And goddamn, for the older crowd like Tommy, why can't any of these young broads go after the older dudes? Is the dean totally written out now and no longer psuedo-banging taylor, or maybe the dean will start hooking up with her controlling mother, eh?
Either way, i'm looking forward to when Johnny Brah loses it again like he did with his father, if only Marissa was an alcoholic now, that could get funny.
Last and least, who are these girls that predict their boyfriends to fall in love with other people and then cheat on them. I'm going out tonight and that is my new pick up line...
"Hey, is that your boyfriend over there talking to that girl?"
"Yes"
"It looks like they might fall in love, lets get back at him before he has the chance to really do something with her"
pure genius...i'll joe c you all later
So I watched the seinfeld today, the jerk store one and I thought, eh, now's a decent time to bring that back, it's still fairly funny, but then that one jackass who had about thirty seconds of screentime to bash the misunderstood Taylor every time she spoke yelled out...
"You were all geek at geek camp"
damn, I have a feeling this one is around for keeps, damn good stuff...
Ah, the bloody bat to beat the alcholic father...I thought they went a bit far with this one, but do I smell another bloody object when Johnny Brah just loses time again. Who wants to bet that in the next few episodes we have a bloody surf board or even better a bloody Chili.
Last but not least, did anyone catch it when Johnny Brah and Ryan were having there cute little meal at the end that Ryan said he wants "A cheeseburger...extra fries." I don't know why I got such a kick out of this, he didn't order large fries or an extra order of fries, he just wanted extra fries with that cheeseburger...classicSo, with this OC the same old shit story lines are repeating themself. Johnny and Marissa possibly having a thing...misunderstood Taylor going after Seth...Chili puting the heavy press on Summer...and Ryan jerking off in the pool house thinking about punching dudes in the face. This new villain Volchuk bores me and this feud seems like it's going to get tedious, whatever happened to the good old OC, overdoses, guns, and how much do the ratings have to dip to kill off another character? And goddamn, for the older crowd like Tommy, why can't any of these young broads go after the older dudes? Is the dean totally written out now and no longer psuedo-banging taylor, or maybe the dean will start hooking up with her controlling mother, eh?
Either way, i'm looking forward to when Johnny Brah loses it again like he did with his father, if only Marissa was an alcoholic now, that could get funny.
Last and least, who are these girls that predict their boyfriends to fall in love with other people and then cheat on them. I'm going out tonight and that is my new pick up line...
"Hey, is that your boyfriend over there talking to that girl?"
"Yes"
"It looks like they might fall in love, lets get back at him before he has the chance to really do something with her"
pure genius...i'll joe c you all later
posted by Joe D. @ 8:08 PM
10 Comments:
beauty post, my man. i'll comment it up tomorrow.
at first i thought you photoshopped yourself into the wheelchair. would've been even better than you with the OC cast.
sweet blog. i'll definitely book mark it. you should visit my blog on mail order brides.
Alright a Joe Blog! Now I wish I hadn't missed the the OC. We need to get a Moxi or Tivo or whatever, but I instead I just make do tryin to get a bittorent, which at the moment isn't working. so it's No C for yishai
Yif and T-Bone are right - this is a beauty of a post. Poor Brah, he's so sensitive with his brah problems. Is it just me or did you imagine him sort of weepily being like, "I'm complex, brah. I had to KILL MY DAD WITH A BAT, brah." It's almost too surreal and great to be true.
Anyways, I'll call you when you stop being a nefarious and evil agent for mom and dad. Those dudes are really sticking in my craw lately. Oh well, c'est la vie. I notice that historically one brother is always in the shithouse, one is medium, and one is favored. I'm in the shithouse - I don't know how you and Bri (hey bri, brah!) stack up.
Finally, I hope you're consistent with the posting. I think that 95% of 'blogging well' is consistency. Keep up the good work.
i don't get this post at all, cause i've only watched the OC once and hated it.
but i kinda like this blog.
and will's right -- consistency is a virtue. Wait no, that's patience. Whatever brah.
i got confused and commented about this episode on an earlier post. for the sake of banter, i'll recomment:
i think i want to name my first son chino. chino flash gordon angelini.
from now on i'm ordering my cheeseburgers with extra fries.
taylor townsend is so hot. i wish i could have a threesome with her and dean hess.
taylor townsend and her mother look the same age.
butter tastes better than margarine.
my prediction: a huge royal rumble between surf nazis and nice kids. sandy fights on the side of the surf nazis.
what's up with sandy's new protege? what's he got up his mysterious sleeve? i think he's one of Caleb's illegitimate sons, returning to claim what is rightfully his.
and, willow, where's the baby? there going to drop that bomb at the worst possible moment.
oh see, oc, i love thee.
i loved it when Brah said, "I've never told anybody this before..." I was like, Jesus, i've said that to girls before.
A couple of episodes ago i thought i liked brah more than ryan. ryans a little f'ing pussy weenie. but now i hate brah again because of that stupid bat storie.
and where are the girls' comments? I figured ruby, steph, KB would be all up in this blog like a fat dude with a murphy.
who doesn't love OC discush? I thought our friendships were more or less based on it. And booze.
dammit i haven't seen the last episode yet. it's recorded but i guess i can't read your blog until i'm up-to-date or else you guys are going to ruin it for me. now i know that fag killed his dad with a bat? good one. i don't really like any of the new characters...except for taylor townsend because she really gets under my skin like she's supposed to. now she's after seth? that bitch!
jerri ryan's been pissing me off. what the hell is her story anyway?
I was really expecting Julie Cooper to tell Jeri Ryan to get out of Newport. I am sick of looking at her. She looks too tan and gross and I don't like her fish lips or how her presence instigates Jack Ryan disscussions during commericials. Plus Julie Cooper always said that she is not a criminal.
I like Taylor townsend because she wears pearls. And i'm sick of Seth and Summer. Will was right when he said that they are the most sexless couple.
Will and Ben, we'll have to watch the OC at Gary's this week cause Terrel is having a party.
one of his sexy partys?
I'm cutting you from my links if you don't update for EVERY EPISODE. I thought that was the point?
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