The Joe C.

I told you gus i'm not going to your Christmas party, even if you are deep frying a ham...

I'm a bit behind, so I'm going to do three at once with no pics...only hardcore OC fans need read these Tommy...

#1 "My Chrismukkah forecast calls for trouble"

To begin with, the trouble is the same old shit, it seems now that the OC truly is recycling story lines. As Trini keeps saying maybe the OC can't hold a torch to Melrose Place...we'll see what happens when they attempt to go to college.

Cooper Scooper

Anyone else already sick of the Johnny Brah and Coop relationship. I'm sick of how serious every single one of their conversations are and how at the age of 18 and with a small yet hilarious car accident his life is already over.

Some serious Johnny Brah quotes from this ep...

"I was kinda' gettin' tired of surfing anyway"

"I get it, so the rich people pay for the poor kid" (referring to getting money for his surgery)

This should be his tagline "Don't ask questions you don't want answered"

(About him) "slight of build and on crutches...he's like our own tiny tim"


Oops, thought there were more...now some bad jewish comments referring to ryan's bar...

"Hercle the jewish clown and we'll get DJ Herchglinmger"

"That's the problem with the jews right there, we have no concept of marketing"

"Jews don't believe in saints--only really good stand-up comics"


Things you may not have noticed:

In a scene with Johnny, Ryan, and Johnny's mom Ryan looks directly at her boobs for a good second..."you're supposed to peek with a poke"

When Johnny was about to rob the Rock View Mini Mart the gate is closed over one of the doors on the way in "we're closing" and is open on the way out. I'm not even going to get into how absurd it is that he left the party to go rob a mini mart. Too dumb to even talk about.

My favorite new thing going on in the OC is the fact that Julie plays the stereotypical white trailor trash when she's back at the park. If I had Tivo that would be the only part I would watch. I hope Gus makes a few more appearances.

Julie referring to not telling Marissa about her new home "What (tell her) that her mom is now a Jeff Foxworthy fan?" (while spitting skol into a can- I wonder how much that costed skol)

She's listening to country christmas songs in the trailer and wears trashy clothes when in there, but looks her normal self when out.

I had a bunch more, but I don't really feel like making fun of the young seth at the original Bar...

"This is my funeral not my barmitzfah and you said Summer Roberts was coming" fuckin' creep

I'll Joe C you later

posted by Joe D. @ 7:11 PM