Friday, December 09, 2005

The New Joe C.

I have way too much time on my hands...actually i really don't, i have two fifteen page papers due next week that i haven't started and I still spend all my time on this bullshit. Sorry if you aren't in it and want to be, Tommy takes up most of the space. If you really want to be on it send me a picture that will work and I'll see what I can do. Goddamn I'm a dork...
Joe C you all later...

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Pirate War?


"Oh like a high end escort service" Julie says brashly.
"No a high end dating service" Kirsten replies with authority.

Get that joke Tommy with the picture...give it a sec', its pretty easy. So not a bad OC this week. I'm still going to try to keep this short and digestable, even though it was will's idea and he has gotten rid of my link.

So at the strip club Baire Elegance we had:

BLACK PERSON #4: The door guy. "Who's this guy" referring to Ryan he says.
"Oh he's with me" quips the young executive who is crying on the inside after losing his girlfriend.
...hands door guy money...
"Sure thing boss" black person #4 responds...damn if only every black person on the show had stereotypical racist jokes like that...too much

BLACK PERSON #5: The stripper who was friends with what's his, oh, Matt.
"Matt and I are friends from college"
...quiet white guys...quiet white guys...quiet white guys...
"Yes...I went to college"

Ok, couple good quotes:

"Maybe my mom will buy another one on flower street" Johnny referring to his shabby home

"If you make being poor too comfortable, what's the incentive of getting rich?" Julie while discussing Sandy's new developments.

Reading too much into the show:

Did you notice at the end of the episode when Marissa and Ryan are on the phone: the conversation begins "No just talk to me" after they realize they are at eachother's place. Then Marissa leans back on Ryan's bed and stretches out her legs, she is only shown from the top up. Ryan gets more comfortable as you see him actually put his hands down towards his crotch and you heard rubbing noises. "Hi" "Hi"

I think Johnny Brah's mom is two faced, she looked a lot better the first time you saw her, but the second was mediocre. Also, I saw a glimmer of a lesbian connection when Marissa and her first met, but I don't think it's in the cards unfortunately.

For the ladies:
"And his tongue felt like sandpaper"

Did you notice how hideously ugly Julie Cooper's boots were at the restaurant when she and Kirsten were eating...they were as if someone puked all over them. Damn this blog is getting gay, i hope girls actually read this.

You may have missed:

When Marissa was talking about Brah's injury she described him as being "hit by a bus"

Johnny had a severe head wound at the beginning of the episode which was gone by the end.

Something that really bothers me about the show, but i might start using it:

How often in this show do the characters reveal very intimate things about themselves to absolute strangers? This episode it was the new guy working for Sandy revealing his relationship issues to Ryan. Then it was Johnny who barely knows Summer his big boring secret about Marissa...Think back, it happens every episode.,,

Next week Chrismukkah Bar Mitz-Vahmukkah

Johnny addicted to painkillers and Marissa? Where's the gun from? Who cares, this show is getting boring...
that was a short joke at the top tommy, for those who didn't get it...

Coming Soon: My Joe C picture masterpiece...eh, its really not that great...

and as always I'll Joe C you all later...


Wednesday, December 07, 2005


Califreakinfornia!

Ah yes, sorry for the hiatus, but this episode truly didn't inspire me too much. As for the direction of the OC it does look like the whole gang will be going to berkely after some sort of east coast mishap. Maybe Suge Knight will kill Donald Trump over gold. Who knows, but what else happened, ah yes! More to come later...my computer is being a Will...(lazy and not working up to its potential) Ouch, I'll joe c you all later...