f the the homunculus and his gay lover the euro homunculus
"the surf nazi"
Ah, so Volchuk is back and a bigger pussy than ever. What was the deal with this fight challenge and them Volchuk following around the whole c group wherever they went? Did you notice that no matter how obscure of a place they were at Volchuk was there. I think he wants a good fisting from Ryan, and not like the way it was with the punching bag.
Anyone else notice this ridiculously huge headline of the newspaper pops was reading on the couch? I can't believe they had someone recreate a newspaper for the whow with this absurd headline.
"why don't you just fight him?" Brah argued...
"Chino is retired, I hung up the hoodie" ryan responded sarcastically
"in the fourth grade she was against making the school handicap accessible, she said it was reverse darwinism"
Anyone else notice this ridiculously huge headline of the newspaper pops was reading on the couch? I can't believe they had someone recreate a newspaper for the whow with this absurd headline.
"why don't you just fight him?" Brah argued...
"Chino is retired, I hung up the hoodie" ryan responded sarcastically
Goddamn was this hilarious, but going back to the whole show about volchuk following them and wanting to fight ryan, since when do fights have to be set up like this? Ryan took the biggest cheap shot punch to volchuk the week before, but he has to have this elaborate setup and build up to the fight? And when volchuk was carving "little bitch" onto the car was it not the loudest scratching noise you've ever heard, it was like rubbing two jagged metal trains together. And who wouldn't call the police when a dude keys your nice car like that, you just say "forget it" and walk away? And pops didn't care either, "Ah, so thats why my car is decorated."
And Will, when the fight finally went down Volchuk actually did say "oh and you brought your bro Harper." Good work, you're ahead of the curve, but now i gotta' make fun of you...
And Will, when the fight finally went down Volchuk actually did say "oh and you brought your bro Harper." Good work, you're ahead of the curve, but now i gotta' make fun of you...
"in the fourth grade she was against making the school handicap accessible, she said it was reverse darwinism"
Ok, another absolutely absurd quote, but the romance is really starting to brew between these two nerds, but i think if i were cohen i would lead her on for at least a couple more episodes and get more gifts. Or maybe he can get summer and taylor in a gift giving war, ah, just in time for christmuckah or however the fuck you spell that. Goddamn though, Taylor keeps getting better and better, notice that when a relationship might be about to start they keep making that actress better and better looking? And goddamn you gotta' love those girls with low self-esteem, i go out every night trying to find one of those, but can never quite seal the deal. Awwww, "even the grinch had that little dog." I'd dog her grinch, or something...
"you're a new darker ryan"
Ah, i had to throw R. Kelly into here, who saw south park this week where he made a "trapped in the closet cameo," fuckin' classic. But yeah, this new creepy ryan is great, and don't worry, i'm getting to the best scene ever on the OC, the final punching bag incident...
Oh, and speaking of black people, i think we had about our second black person on the OC, the first was some extra in the background at that party with the drugs. But, the black guy was a security guard, he can't get a decent job because George Bush hates black people, but notice how when ryan and volchuk get into the little pushing match Ryan pushed him, but Volchuk got kicked out. I guess the poor security guard can smell his own kind and knows that he's not rich enough to be in that ultra hip club...too far, ah fuck it...
Oh, and speaking of black people, i think we had about our second black person on the OC, the first was some extra in the background at that party with the drugs. But, the black guy was a security guard, he can't get a decent job because George Bush hates black people, but notice how when ryan and volchuk get into the little pushing match Ryan pushed him, but Volchuk got kicked out. I guess the poor security guard can smell his own kind and knows that he's not rich enough to be in that ultra hip club...too far, ah fuck it...
"volchuk dropped a sink on a guys head because he snaked his wave"
Who the hell writes for this show? But, how does one get a sink, get into a situation where you're standing above someone on lets say the pier, you have time to go to your car, or maybe home depot, pick up the sink, and then drop it on that guys head. I don't know about this one.
Ah, another classic line: "Fighting a guy is one thing, when it comes to upsetting a lady I'm a total coward."
Who the hell didn't laugh when they heard that one, but ryan and brah continue to be friends, when the fuck is he going to bash someone with something again though? Ah, but I was thinking maybe he lives in the same trailer park that marissa's mom is moving into and a little romance will begin, oh shit, nevermind, he gets hit by a car. I don't think this car crash is going to kill him, but possibly make marissa and him closer as she nurses him back to help...eh...eh...
"Im going to use my head for once with this fight"
Ah, so I see Ryan has played knifey two by four before. This stand off was ridiculous, but damn that ryan is getting smarter, just in time for college!
meet me under broken bottle and two by four pier, i've got marissa.
"he's got her" ryan exclaimed
"he's got her" ryan exclaimed
His reaction really was "he's got her" as if it was just a matter of time before volchuk kidnapped her. And seriously, where did the bottles and two by fours come from, and when ryan said he was going to use his head on this one how would he have known there was going to be a bottle there for him to use, thank god they didn't meet at paper towels and kleenex pier or maybe pillows and comforters pier, that wouldn't have worked either. I wonder if now Volchuk and the whole "old balls surfer tommy's age crew" are now gone from the show, or maybe there new thing is hit and runs...
"you really wanted to punch him didn't you?" Marissa inquired
"you really wanted to punch him didn't you?" Marissa inquired
Yes, yes, yes, finally getting to one of the greatest moments to ever take place on the OC, old ryan punching the bad by himself until the knuckles get bloody, fuckin' classic. They really seem to be going overboard with how much he needs to punch things, its like he's retarded. He's like will the caveman up there, except unlike will's vice of masterbating constantly and picking his nose and eating it, ryan has an animal urge to punch. It would be hilarious to cut all of the scenes throughout the seasons together to how often he's punching things. At least it seems that this obsession with punching is driving a wedge in his relationship, so we finally all get more time to watch him punch things, not makeout with what's her puss, well thank god theres a two week hiatus because this takes up way too much of my time, quite frankly its embarrasing how long I spend on it...
so have a happy thanksgiving and I'll Joe C you all later...
so have a happy thanksgiving and I'll Joe C you all later...
posted by Joe D. @ 8:25 PM
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